Here we are with a set of genie puns today. I hope you enjoyed and shared our previous article on flour puns with your friends. To a few of you, genie can be someone new. That’s why I thought of introducing genie. The most famous genie we know, appears in Aladdin’s tale. Aladdin is a Chinese fable that relates the mysterious and unbelievable experiences of a young man and his obedient genie who helps him always. Genie appears as soon as Aladdin touches his magic lamp. And then the genie appears from nowhere and says “Your wish is my command.”
So, the genie asked, “What’s your first wish?” Steve replied, “I wish I was rich!” The genie nodded and said, “What’s your second wish Rich?”
Rich exclaimed, “I want lots of money!”
Lol, if I am to go give you all a free advice, think twice before asking to be rich. This is the commonest and mostly used genie pun I heard and read. Is it same for yours? Let us know what you know about genie puns in our comments section.
Once, a genie granted me one wish. I wanted to be rich, but didn’t want to deal with the IRS and decided I wanted wealth as I needed it. So I wished for the touch of Midas.
After that, everything I touched turned into a muffler.
Magic Lamp Jokes
You know how when you find a Genie’s lamp, you’re supposed to rub it?
Does that mean when you find a Frog’s lamp, you Ribbit?
Why was the Genie angry?
Because someone rubbed him the wrong way.
Did you hear about the young genie who got a job and moved out of his parents’ lamp to a one-bedroom necklace?
He was independent.
A man, cursed by a wicked genie, goes to the local prophet for help. Then the prophet hands him a six sided piece of paper. Confused, the man asks how it’s supposed to help him. “Simple,” the prophet says, “it’s a hex a gon.”
What do you call a smart genie?
The Genie granted my wish for longer arms, but he warned me…
My wish would have far reaching consequences.
Genie: You have three wishes. Me: Nice! I wish for pie.
Genie: Fine. You can have 3.14 wishes.
Worst Genie Jokes.
A couple on 60 years met a genie and they got 1 wish each The wife wished she’d travel the world so she did. The husband wanted a 30 years younger wife
So he became 90
Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says: ‘I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.’
Genie: I grant you three wishes
Me: I want a world without lawyers
Genie: Done, your three wishes are over
Me: I still have two left!
Genie: Sue me
Indecisive Genie Puns.
What did the indecisive blind man say when the genie asked him what his three wishes were?
Ummm… let me see…
When offered three wishes, the man told the genie “I don’t know – maybe some new countertops?”
To which the Genie replied, “Your wish is granite.”
With my last wish, I asked the genie for two more Liam Neeson kidnap movies, even though I knew I would only get Taken Four granted.
Funny Genie Jokes and Puns.
I made a wish with a genie to not die as a virgin….
He made me immortal.
What do you call a genie who can only grant cloth-related wishes?
A wishing machine.
My dad would make a great genie.
Me: I wish I could teleport. Dad: What would you tell it?
Latest Jokes and Puns with Genie.
Genie: You have one wish. Me: How much money does Jeff Bezos have?
Genie: Not sure exactly.
Me: Give me a ballpark figure.
…Now I’m the size of Yankee stadium.
If there were a movie about vegetables in the desert finding a genie it would be called Saladdin.
What do you call a genie made of asbestos?
Once, Vladimir Lenin found a magic lap. Upon rubbing it, a genie popped out and offered him three wishes:
Vlad: I want to return to my country!
Genie: So Be It, replied the Genie.
Vlad: I want my message to be heard by me people!
Genie: So Be It, replied the Genie.
Vlad: I want to lead my people to revolution!
Genie: Soviet! Replied the Genie.
The Genie and the Presidents.
George Bush, Barack Obama, and Donald Trump found a magical lamp, and a Genie came out.
“I will grant each of you one wish,” said the Genie, “If you can tell me one true fact about yourself. If your statement is false, then you will die.”
George Bush thought for a moment, and said, “I think I was the best President of the United States.”
The Genie shook his head. “No, that is not true,” and suddenly, George Bush died.
Then it was Obama’s turn. “I think as President, I have contributed the most to civil rights in America,” he said.
The Genie shook his head again. “No, that is also not true,” and suddenly, Obama died.
Finally it was Trump’s turn. With all his confidence, Trump declared, “I think…” and suddenly, Trump died.
Three people, a Welshman, a Scotsman and an Englishman, are walking along together when they come across a genie.
The genie offers them three wishes.
The Scotsman goes first, saying, “I want a wall across the Scottish/English border to stop the English from coming into my beautiful country!”
The genie grants his wish and the Scotsman disappears.
The Englishman goes next, saying, “I want a wall to surround England to keep everyone from invading my proud country!”
The genie grants his wish and he, too, disappears.
The Welshman asks the genie to tell him about the wall. The genie replies, “it’s 200 metres tall and surrounds all of England.” The Welshman asks if it blocks off the coast too and the genie nods.
The Welshman then says, “fill it with water.”